A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.
by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. 
Get the Jordan-cluniemug. Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.
Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
by anonymous May 29, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011
Get the Jordan Victor Reedmug. Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
Get the Jordan de Craigmug.