Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
by Nerdrow November 11, 2010
Get the Jesus Nectarmug. The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
by TheManCam July 12, 2017
Get the jesus pinchmug. When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
Get the Jesus mathmug. A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
Get the Jesus cablemug. 
jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.
by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020
Get the jesus teamug. when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing
by 1zaheer1 April 19, 2018
Get the spicy jesusmug.