Ham

someone who is ugly.

Me : "Shes cute dude."
My friend : "Nah bro shes ham"

by ilovemybloodyvalentine3 March 8, 2023

burnt ham

When you burn ham.

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

HAM

HAM is a greeting used when referring to a close friend

friend1: "HAM"

friend2: "HAM"

by HAMMIJ April 2, 2023

ham slot

A woman’s vagina

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!

by Dixie Normus 42069 April 9, 2023

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.

that nigga took all my money , he such a ham

by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023