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Ham

Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".
"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby

"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy
by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 15, 2022
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ham nugget

A fun nick name for a nugget that is full of ham
Hey! did you see that Ahmed/Ahmad guy? he's a total ham nugget!
by Hamuham June 7, 2019
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ham

person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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ham fishing

The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.
Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.
by Lehigh AL10 May 23, 2010
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Ham

A pig's bum
Ham
by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.
Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!
by Big Pasta November 13, 2012
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