Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

Two Figs Short of a Goose by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Goosing, Goosed it! 

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.

Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.

Goosing, Goosed it! by DRED FRED May 9, 2021

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island 

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025