wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

Otto wing

Guy with the best rizz in town, but he chooses not to use it for the greater good.

‘That guy is such an Otto wing, he could bag anyone fr’

by O2 brev April 6, 2023

left-wing (politics)

Socialism, communism, reverse nazism, racial quotas, resocialization, abortion, drug liberation, marxism, disarmament, feminism, progressivism, neutral pronoun, gynocentrism, homosexism/gayzism, machism, umbandism, candomblecism, bolivarianism, syndicalism, globalism, lockdown, culture woke, satanism, atheism, transsexualism, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of the State, dictatorship of the proletariat, socio-affective pension, estatizations, interventionism, nudism, defense of non-police/non-military criminals, debauchery, obligation to form throuple, obligation to have open relationship, obligation to have a relationship with someone of the same sex, obligation to take on stepchildren as if they were children and obligation to adopt.

I hate left-wing (politics).

by Rufffles November 30, 2023

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Chicken wing

When you put your penis in her arm pit and she flaps her arm down and sqeezes tight.

I got a rash from her armpit hair when she chicken wing me

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished

'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'

by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014

Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .

Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.

by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016