finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

finger food

the juice which emanates from a well lubed broad ready for a good fuck

she spittin out finger food. she's ready to fuck

by da*man August 4, 2003

Scotch Finger

Scotch Finger has traditionally been considered the biscuit to have with a 'cuppa' and is ideal to break and dunk. The biscuit has a lovely melt-in-the-mouth texture, which is the result of bakers using a combination of butter, eggs, condensed milk and a special soft flour.

Would you care for a Scotch Finger?

by d.n. citoyen May 31, 2020

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean

You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.

by Vinny Harden March 3, 2019

choccy fingers

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).

omg ur such a choccy fingers u silly goose!!

"omg have you seen the choccy fingers video?"
"holy shit i was traumatised it was so bad"

by Josh542719 November 1, 2023

under finger

My dick

This is my under finger

by Borkgkfmg March 16, 2016