Addams family

Sexual act.

Yea, I gave my girl “the thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family

by Hax568 June 11, 2022

Family

The people who cause the most pain in your life yet somehow are the people who make your world livable, they love you, they miss you. Sometimes family is a group of friends, or your dog or cat, or even yourself. But they are there through the ups and downs, through your good and bad, and through your best and worst. Thank the Lord for family cuz without them I'd be lost

Were you alone?

"No, I had my family with me"

by Baxter baby June 29, 2020

Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.

-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"

by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

freaky family

a family of freaky niggers that produce little anal porn magazines in chinese factories

I love being in a freaky family

by ethan monster May 26, 2025

The black family

A wonderful story by hyunjinnn on wattpad

Hey did you hear about this new book called ‘The Black Family?’

Yea! It by hyunjinnn on wattpad right?

by hynjinnnn November 2, 2023

spn family

the most loving and caring cult fandom ever created. Spn family loves eachother and ONLY eachother so incest is promoted. I recently came out as pansexual and spn family came on me and alwyas physically came you know… I only watch sassy edits of dean and I ship Dam(dean and Sam) everyday

spn hater- spn is so dumb why would you watch that it’s so weird and fans are fucking nuts
Cof, spn stan- take this(proceeds to jerk off violently onto spn haters face) “ughhh take this never disrespect my FAMILY, I only beat to my family so your in spn family now

Welcome…spn is loving ( proceeds to cutt penis off spn hater) you are one of us step bro ;)

by franciscumgobler August 21, 2022

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010