Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010

Facebook Prepper
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013

When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.
facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.
by Scagnelli January 8, 2010

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012

"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"
"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
by The poop that took a pee March 13, 2012

Someone who constantly posts rap song lyrics on their Facebook wall to the irritation of their Facebook friends
by joesummer95 April 13, 2011

When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 25, 2012
