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face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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Facebook bombing

to go back several months and comment on someone's wall
Peter's really pissing me off lately, he's been Facebook bombing me all day!
by Dropkicknoonan August 4, 2010
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Facebook clownin

Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
by aceofbasefan August 7, 2010
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Facebook Parrot

A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.
Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.

*5 Seconds Later*

Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!

Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.
by AA89 May 23, 2011
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Facebook friendship

You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!
Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."
by immaraider June 9, 2011
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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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Facebook Face

A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above
Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.
by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010
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