Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt

Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww

Barney & Friends by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Pimp friends

When two or more pimps establish a comradery by testing the local pizza guy's loyalty to his customers as an initiation for their friendship.

"That guy Jon was really cool"

"I know, we became pimp friends last week"

Pimp friends by Solo-jones January 29, 2020

Make friends with the drain 

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

Make friends with the drain by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

fake friends 

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

fake friends by fake friends period April 1, 2020

Side friends 

People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.

All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!

Side friends by Allie2002 April 9, 2020

Fake friends 

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you

my” fake friends“ are gay

Fake friends by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020

Con-Friends 

Friends you have that you go to cons with, and/or meet up with at conventions.

I'm meeting my Con-Friends at the merch hall.

My Con-friends and I, are cosplaying characters from Tokyo Ghoul together.

Con-Friends by crowsonsamantha June 17, 2020