daniel cairns

someone who has hair bigger than the wall of china and who constantly gets beaten on fifa. and he loves karis and they love to play football with each other, he plays for his local team grimsby town juniors as a left back on the bench

doing an indie daniel cairns

by adrian harrison cairns laddd December 20, 2013

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Daniel Cronin

Sexy Mofo that gets all the ladies and is classified as the alpha male in the friend group, Dan asserts himself within the groups as an absolute god and he derserves a noble prize ps he has a large cock

Ohh Daniel Cronin ur so hot

by Astrea January 20, 2021

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Daniels penis

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ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

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Damn, Daniel

That shitty vine/twitter meme which consists of a "well-dressed teen, and his friend commenting on his outfit". In reality it had no comedic ground to stand upon, other than "durr the voice is funny lmoa xdddd kill me".

Seriously, if you found it even slightly funny, you're part of the problem.

Damn Daniel! I have no complex thought and so I drown myself in meaningless, purposeless 6 second videos, as my attention span isn't developed enough to think critically about literally anything. Furthermore, I'm not even capable of forming unique preferences or ideas at all, so I just follow whatever everyone else is watching, no matter how moronic or bland it is.

Damn, Daniel! I'm an insipid troglodyte piece of shit waste of oxygen!

by durrplant September 1, 2016

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