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When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

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cock bonnet

During intercourse, the act of a man draping his wingy dingy over a woman's thinker.

Did you see Jessica's double-knotted cock bonnet? Rod and Dick really tied one off!

by HydeDrJekyll February 8, 2009

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Ken Cock

A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis.

I heard Scotty couldn't get laid cos he has a Ken Cock.

by Schapman June 24, 2012

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cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

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Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.

Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.

by a 9 November 9, 2008

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