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Child support

What I'm still waiting for
"Hey dad, where is my child support?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021
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Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!
by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020
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factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
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Child

An evil being found playing video games in their bedroom till three Am, ranging from games like Fortnite :-( to Minecraft B-) Sometimes referred to as "little sh** heads", and won't respond to you unless you mention Oreos.
Bruh this child is hacking in hypixel like who does that.
You absolute child. Playing Fortnite, imagine lol.
by Honkityy March 29, 2021
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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child

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist
i want to coomit murder on that child
by agh im goona die May 19, 2022
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Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup
I just watched a child’s stream”
by What do I put here April 6, 2021
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