cheese string

A long column of stringy cheese that can be peeled off in strips. A nice snack when it's time to relax!

Take it easy, have a cheese string!

by santas-a-drunk March 20, 2010

Swiss Cheesing

The act of forcing a fart past a turd, or through the porosities there of while still in poop chute.
Usually followed by the immediate stench of feces.

Dude, did you shit yourself, or are you swiss cheesing?

by Sir Dan-O February 5, 2007

cheese turd

noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people

Taylor is Cheese turd

by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 30, 2004

Mac & Cheese

Having comfort sex with an ex or friend.

Ex's Neighbor: Hi Matt, I see you where at Emily's last night?

Matt: Yes, I needed some Mac & Cheese.

by Gatherer71 January 10, 2012

helm cheese

when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet

"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"

by Bad man mofo G November 29, 2003

cheese eater

an informer (supposedly, rats eat cheese)

That cheese eater told the police about the plan.

by Light Joker July 9, 2007

swiss cheese

To empty an entire clip or ammo belt into an enemy, making them look like swiss cheese. (because they will have many bullet holes in them).

Lamar was arrested for swiss cheesing someone in a city alley last night.

Wang couldn't focus on his work because he couldn't stop thinking of how Brian swiss cheesed his entire family last night.

by tacotacooo January 17, 2010