Cap shit

Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting

" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"

by Big Al-San November 11, 2021

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

Capping

Capping is when you're not exactly lying, but you're not being yourself.

"We don't have to wear masks here Joe, it's safe."

"I don't know man, I think you're capping"

by airman341 March 21, 2021

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

cap

Slang for that's not true

That's cap!

by Hipmiddleschooler February 10, 2022

poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.

Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.

by countrylifterdw February 19, 2010

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023