a very cool minecraft player that plays minecraft and abuses high ping and high cps . He is a decent boxing player on minemen club . You should subcribe to him on youtube !
by noodles_ March 14, 2022

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
by anonymous July 24, 2025

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.
Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!
Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!
Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
by auxxie August 20, 2020

by ViSiX May 19, 2014

A completely useless piece of trash.
Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020
