what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him
by penismanhuge December 14, 2020
Get the capmug. A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.
EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!
Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!
Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016
Get the Victim Capmug. A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
Get the Bottle Caps Candymug. (v) to lie. a word stupid kids use because they are stupid.
Mainly used by Gen Z population. A lot of times they see their friends use this word, so in an attempt or to be cool and with the “in-crowd” they use it too. Conformity at its finest.
Mainly used by Gen Z population. A lot of times they see their friends use this word, so in an attempt or to be cool and with the “in-crowd” they use it too. Conformity at its finest.
by mmv3 February 8, 2020
Get the capmug. Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.
"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
by Whon Kick August 7, 2021
Get the CAP Disordermug. Those polar caps twinkle everytime Leeshy smiles.
Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
by Leeshy Loushy June 18, 2022
Get the Polar Capsmug. by Bad gyal Kiki May 2, 2022
Get the Cap-palusiousmug.