Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

salty candy

Cunnilingus

Salty candy is one of my favorite bedtime treats!

by dbscott November 17, 2021

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Nerds Candy

Nerds Candy is a food. it tastes like ether pure sugar or lemon. in my opinion is good if you like to suffer

Nerds Candy: a food I guess

STOP

by bmeth999999 June 18, 2022