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V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.
That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!
by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014
mugGet the V-Splittermug.

baby v

somebody who wants to make it by anymeans
baby v just wants to be successful
by johnothan December 26, 2021
mugGet the baby vmug.

Toni V., B.

toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.

the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.

also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.

as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.

so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.

i will love you until the day i die <3
omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.
by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024
mugGet the Toni V., B.mug.

V-Time

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!
by jimboshrip December 17, 2011
mugGet the V-Timemug.

V/LINE

V/line is a great passenger service in Victoria that has trains and coatches that transports passengers to their destination.
by Gimegame January 3, 2024
mugGet the V/LINEmug.

v dublin

For females, being in a state of constantly getting your v dub, or in a state of sexual bliss. For males, it is d dublin.
"Dude I'm totally on vacation in V Dublin right now."
by tomahawxe May 15, 2010
mugGet the v dublinmug.

Ananth Kumar Mehta .V

Has a shark dong, but kinda clapped. Also called as VAKM by some wise men.

cant study to save his life, will defo fail in term 1 boards
Bro, dont be like Ananth Kumar Mehta .V, if you do, youll fail your boards
by Sam Dixon May 4, 2022
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