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vagina butter

A light off white colored liquid dispersed from the vaginal exit. It is Edible. Fish or CHeese?
OH my vagina butter is all over the place, you might have to wash these sheets.
by nativeoutlander August 8, 2006
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Vaginal Vajushk

So I was goin down on this chick when I encountered a vaginal vajushk, lets just say I didn't need dental floss for weeks.
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Vagina head

girl 1- wowww. u see that guy talkin to her over there?!
girl 2-yeah, id kill for a hottie like that!
both-OMG! she totally just rejected him! what a vagina head!

girl2-(to the boy) hey babyyy!
by wudduptrouble March 7, 2009
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vaginacock

mix between a vagina and a penis
i bet that transfestite has a vaginacock
by wossy7 March 16, 2009
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vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.
When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
by nknarula June 20, 2009
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Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.
Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
by Paynfulone July 30, 2009
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