describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!
nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!
nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
by Chris Carr July 20, 2008
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"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)
"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)
by RDoh August 22, 2011
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an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 25, 2008
Get the turf-burner mug.A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.
"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"
by jimmy scott January 16, 2009
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by tusuoas November 18, 2018
Get the Turnip mug.Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.
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