Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015
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Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.
- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
by 3s&7s August 13, 2011
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Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.
That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.
by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 16, 2019
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Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
by festizio March 13, 2015
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Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.
I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.
by SADpringles September 11, 2020
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Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex
What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.
by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021
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Dick Window

The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.
Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.

Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.
by give2figs October 19, 2022
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