windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Window

Northeast philly kids use the term window describing good songs.

Ex: Yo no de that song was actual window.

by NortheastKids101 December 18, 2018

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.

That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

windows 11

The most awful thing in existence.

A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022