duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

Duck Day

A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duck day is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.

Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duck day.
Beth oh no!

by Kahula December 9, 2008

dump duck

Another name for Ibis in Australia as they are commonly around or on their way to or from a dump

Bloody dump duck shit is toxic

by australianstig August 23, 2016

duck chuck

To stab one and throw him/her via the neck and legs.

GUY 1: Man dude I just got killed!

GUY 2: Naw dumane, you just got duck chucked!

by tacobellrules123 October 18, 2010

urban duck

the sexual act of one shoving a frozen egg up one's butt hole, then, pooping thus egg out onto their partner's chest, laying it like a duck usually would.

Dude. last night Grace and i did the urban duck!

by tman1017 April 14, 2011

Duck-lipping

A verb used for when a person is making duck lips, usually for a picture. (Used instead of saying "making duck lips.")

Billy: Why is David always duck-lipping in all of his pictures?

Joe: He's not duck-lipping. His lips are just huge.

Billy: Oh...

by Hungry Hypocrite January 15, 2012

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011