The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
Get the Schrodinger's Whitenessmug. by JUANELCRAC August 2, 2021
Get the Indigo Whitemug. Any stereotyping which exists to classify all white people based on patterns of behavior. Some include:
1. All white people are racists towards every other group
2. All white people inbreed
3. White people have fetishes of other cultures, particularly asians
4. White people who live in the rural areas are all dumb and unintelligent
5. They have no sense of cuisine and all of them eat mayo and hamburgers and fries
6. White people cant play sports which involve running or jumping
7. They all love country music
8. They abuse drugs, particularly meth
9. They are known to be pedophiles more than other groups
10. They all act emo and listen to hardcore rock while cutting themselves
1. All white people are racists towards every other group
2. All white people inbreed
3. White people have fetishes of other cultures, particularly asians
4. White people who live in the rural areas are all dumb and unintelligent
5. They have no sense of cuisine and all of them eat mayo and hamburgers and fries
6. White people cant play sports which involve running or jumping
7. They all love country music
8. They abuse drugs, particularly meth
9. They are known to be pedophiles more than other groups
10. They all act emo and listen to hardcore rock while cutting themselves
" bro we always hear about asian stereotypes like how they got small dicks or black ones like how they all like chicken. What about white stereotypes?"
" well for starters, all whites are racists..."
" well for starters, all whites are racists..."
by farukhan September 19, 2017
Get the White stereotypesmug. The White Man is a super hero who has the most powerful jizz in the world. His sperm count is so massive and full of power that if he gives even the slightest glance at a woman, they will become impregnated. His name cums from how much jizz he really has. He has so much jizz that he himself is walking around pale as a ghost due to his large jizz content.
Boy: "Hey did you hear Becky is pregnant?" Other boy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure that The White Man looked at her."
by SuperHeroWhiteMan April 13, 2013
Get the White manmug. When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.
*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!
by jivjam March 2, 2011
Get the White Sofamug. by popcornking1811 July 4, 2012
Get the White Willymug. I’m personally a big fan of white glue, but I mean, you do you :)
If you like purple glue then dislike this page, but if you like white glue be sure to leave a like
If you like purple glue then dislike this page, but if you like white glue be sure to leave a like
Person 2: I’m a white glue fan deal with it
Person 1: Purple glue is better. I hope you die in a fire!
Person 2: wait your not my friend because I like white glue
Person 1: haha yup I’m an asshole
Person 1: Purple glue is better. I hope you die in a fire!
Person 2: wait your not my friend because I like white glue
Person 1: haha yup I’m an asshole
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 3, 2021
Get the white gluemug.