Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025

clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Glass child

1. In medical term the brother or sister of a special needs kid
2. A child who has helicopter or overprotective parents and said child can't do any
3. A brat

1. They separated the glass child and the special needs kid at birth

2. Glass children are big babies in the end
3. The glass child wanna a new doll

by 459395 May 18, 2023

Childe

Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)

“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’

“Who?”

“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”

by TTBIOX July 26, 2021

Pedo-child

A Prepubescent/pubescent child who is sexually attracted to children that are younger then they are

That pedo-child teen is trying to touch that prepubescent child
That prepubescent child is being hit on by a pedo-child teen

by Benjamin E Roles December 7, 2024

Child

If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.

Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.

by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021