3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK March 6, 2016

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Canadian Security Intelligence Service

lego classified people lmfao

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

by Lego Classified September 9, 2022

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

livi the canadian

Livi is a very short Canadian who lives in Canada if you didn’t know. They are one of the funniest people in lex and gi server and is also one of the shortest

Oh dude it’s livi the Canadian!
They are so funny!!

by Bigwomun December 13, 2021

Canadian air wick

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass

You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick

by D0minatr1x October 11, 2020