Skip to main content

Cow tipping

It’s where you go and push over a cow and fuck it in the ass until it shits itself Beastiality
Me and my brother went cow tipping and got a good fuck!
by Tyrone the lawyer March 9, 2019
mugGet the Cow tippingmug.

Cow

"I love cows"
"I love your mum as well"
by Leonid Brezhnev69 June 1, 2021
mugGet the Cowmug.

Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
mugGet the Wyoming cow liftmug.

cow

a softy that acts tough
basma is such a cow
by ArtsyHoé May 6, 2020
mugGet the cowmug.

Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
mugGet the Ride it like a cow girl >:)mug.

the cow's milkmaid

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination
"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"
by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006
mugGet the the cow's milkmaidmug.

Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.
"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"
by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 2, 2020
mugGet the Your Mom Is A Cowmug.

Share this definition