one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone

I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text

by RedStarHippie December 24, 2023

capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))

"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!

by Mainspring September 01, 2018

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 05, 2023

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase expressing that you like how you can text on the banana phone.

The banana phone is very good, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 05, 2023

Text vibe

Your emotional feelings coming out via text message

The text vibe is strong from this conversation

by addictedx2u May 03, 2016

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023