Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!

by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Swiftards

Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.

Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.

by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023

Swifto

The male version of Swiftie meaning someone who is deeply interested in Taylor Swift

I love Taylor Swift, I am a Swifto

by Swiftoman November 30, 2023

Swifty FN

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him

Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr

by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024