man sock

where you put your manjelly when there are no papertowels a foot.

you're such a slob, you and your man sock and your ferret

by marky massacre January 17, 2008

Toe socks

A sock that has individual covers around them toes

I wanted to look like a fucking faggot so i wore my sisters toe socks

by Claydec24 July 28, 2016

Awkward Socks

When youre in your underwear, but still have your socks on, and are overcome by the urge to take off your socks, seeing as they simply dont feel right.

Ahhhhhh!!!! Awkward Socks!!!!!!! Get them off!!!!!!!

by Lava Shark February 3, 2010

sock-worthy

One whom is worthy of being gifted hand-knitted socks. Must appreciate the time, love, and cost going into creating such a pair.

Must realize that precious wool/cashmere/silk etc. yarns deserve hand-washing, and enjoy displaying unique creations

My dear friend is so sock-worthy, I have gifted her my recent Fair Isle, hand-knitted socks.

by millufos July 10, 2011

jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

eight pound socks

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

by Larson November 9, 2006

dirty sock farm

a pile of two or more pairs of dirty socks which congregates in the same area on a bedroom floor; creating a pile or "farm".

benny look at my pro dirty sock farm.

wow bud... your great

by meatwad12345 August 3, 2009