sausage factory

A HUGE penis on a male body or maybe a trans

Oh my god, did you see louis sausage factory?!

by shavanna chi chi June 27, 2005

sausage

a portugi

That skanky sausage has a hairy cunt

by Adolf Hitler February 9, 2003

sausage with brown sauce

Another term for anal sex

You like your sausage with brown sauce

by a non i muss November 12, 2007

sausaged

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

by kramssor April 25, 2009

johnny hot sausage

any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.

q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!

by dan brown August 4, 2004

Dreadlock sausages

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com

"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."

by Robert Head December 9, 2008

sausage

so as not to be in contact with or near; away; sector clear

#1: M-O status?
#2: sausage

by Jonathan Leack September 9, 2007