fake the snake 

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.

fake the snake by spughetti21 November 1, 2017

brown eyed trouser snake 

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses

all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake

brown eyed trouser snake by bob February 17, 2004

Trouser Snake 

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

Trouser Snake by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

The Snake

When a permiscuous, young Ryan Powees takes his gentle fingers and protrudes them into other men's rectums and wiggles them around yelling, SNAKE ON THE LOOSE!!!

I was taking a nap last night and powees came up to me from behind and caught me with a nasty snake.

The Snake by Powees January 22, 2005

Alabama Black Snake 

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.

quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.

Alabama Black Snake by steele, john steele April 19, 2004

Green Snake in a Sugar Cane Field

The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.

Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.

The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)

It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.

Boy: Hi, How are you doing?

Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.

Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!

Green Snake in a Sugar Cane Field by Dog Doo 8 December 1, 2010

Horse Snake

VERY VERY dangerous creatures that dwell in the wild (consisting of forests, bushes, trees, locker rooms, etc.). They will jump up and bite your face off if you're not careful. Treat them with dignity and respect. The mating call of the horse snake is one of the most beautiful sounds in the universe and has won multiple grammy awards.

"Do you hear that? There's horse snakes in that bush!!"

Horse Snake by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006