Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

Second Helping

Dating someone that looks like your ex.

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.

by Resolutes November 1, 2019

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

second great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

second mama

A heroin user enabler

“I love my mama but I love my second mama more because she gives me my “medication””.

by ShitInMyFace420 February 13, 2021

second opawnion

The destructive/oppressive practice of --- when wrongfully refusing a perfectly-reasonable request from someone of less physical/emotional/intellectual/financial means than you possess --- consulting someone else whom you know will be a "yes man" to anything you say (i.e., "pawn") for a confirming/bolstering agreement, thereby invalidly giving the unfortunate favor/easement-requester the false idea that "everyone else feels the same as I do", and thus that he himself must be the one who's being selfish/wimpy/unreasonable to expect something like that, even though both you and your "confederate" know fully well that **you yourself** are the one who's in the wrong by your heartless refusal to allow for the asker's less-than-optimum capabilities.

Asking for a second opawnion is actually a form of gaslighting, since it can cause the unfortunate mercy-seeker to doubt his own sanity in his actually-totally-valid belief that whatever he is requesting is logical/necessary. By your strongly expressing your lying assertion that his request is unreasonable/preposterous --- and yet he himself can see no problem with whatever he is asking for, since he honestly feels the genuine and overwhelming need to have said easement granted him due to his own infirmities/incapabilities --- you may very likely cause him to invalidly think that he does not even know his own needs/self/body properly, which can lead to a permanent damage to his basic perception of reality and self-worth.

by QuacksO December 5, 2017