Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

RYOBI PUMP

The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant

My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick

by McGraze May 30, 2024

Fresh Pump

When your muscles temporary expand or get more defined after a quick bursts of workouts

Let's go to the gym and get a fresh pump.

by TDogz07 February 9, 2024

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on

Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls

by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024

Yabby pump

The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand

He disrespected the Misso so I gave him a couple yabby pumps

by Alpha 123 March 1, 2024