Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 8, 2021

Noodl

noodl is noodl. noodl is stan. noodl is jermain husband. noodl

noodl epic pogger

by The gay the jaymie December 27, 2021

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018