He has the biggest dick and he will make your body shake during sex over all he is very kind and loving with a 9 inch dick to make you feel better
by John marstone December 09, 2020
A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.
Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.
by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022
If a man could be beautiful, it would be him. Head to toe, Everything about him, I am absolutely in love with. He will hold you gently even if you don’t deserve it at all. He is incredibly loyal and intelligent. He has the cutest little freckles all over his face and prettiest eyes I wish I could stare at forever. He is the man you want to Fall in love with and keep in your life.
by Joechurro May 20, 2022
Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
by barelyevening November 22, 2021
Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking
Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023