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Rage nipples

When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.
"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"

"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"

"damn straight."
by Buckzy October 20, 2013
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Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach
Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)
by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020
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The Nipple Men

The Nipple Men, also know as NiPz or TNM is a competitive video gaming clan est. 2013
Wow, The Nipple Men just dominated Avt in a clan war.
by NiPz_Napoleon April 16, 2020
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Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018
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nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.
Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.
by trav c nova February 23, 2020
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Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
by whizno June 29, 2018
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square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
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