Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them

Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples

by steventomassi March 09, 2017

nipple fetish

When you feel immense need to see, touch, or suckle on nipples.

Me: "I really wanna suckle on (certain actor)'s nipples!"
Friend Z: "That's so real, but maybe you have a nipple fetish."

by Grayissilly July 28, 2023

Nipple Dongle

A super obnoxious nipple piercing. One that is large and bulky.

Sandra's nipple dongles are fucking ridiculous. I can't grab on without my hand getting caught.

by FranklinGoestoSpace March 25, 2017

Straight nipple

When one of a persons nipple is always errect

Ronnie has a bad case of straight nipple.

by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019

Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

by 18872977 April 19, 2008

Nipple Sauce

Meaning cool and or awesome

That kill on fortnite was nipple sauce.

by Who TF Joker 23 January 20, 2018