Mike

A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis

Mike likes fat juicy cock

by Jjiji April 3, 2023

Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

mike

likes boys and oily backshots

mike is so gay!

by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025

Miked

When you are the only person within a group of friends who preorders a highly demanded item that is then canceled while everyone who ordered from the same store/seller receives there item.

We all ordered a new transformer from China, we all got ours but he got Miked.

by Firetox December 8, 2021

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022