A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 27, 2020

Matt Dillon privilege

When Emily Cosgrove only likes movies and shows because Matt Dillon is in them .

“ Yeah I gooned to Wayward Pines in Idaho because Matt Dillon was in it . “ ( matt dillon privilege )

by George Harrison’s wife May 6, 2025

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017