machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019

machinescapes

Indescribable visual pattern distortion , binding or constant morphing out of the atypical mundane world around you. Typically experienced during death/ or near death experiences , DMT, or during other high dose psychedelic experiences .

“Dude when Mikes trip was peaking, he was in the machinescapes!”

*Near dear machinescapes are caused by the DMT being released into the brain , the brain does this to help calm those who are fearful of death almost “forcing you” into a peaceful sedated state while your life will literally begin to flash before your eyes*

by Nathan1993 March 31, 2023

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

by Inspector February 13, 2023

bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley December 7, 2011

Operating heavy machinery

Using a penis to masturbate or have sex.

I’m gonna be operating heavy machinery to night.

by AverageNewYorker October 11, 2022

machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines

Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.

by Andrew69b November 2, 2008