corned beef legs

The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.

Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.

by Stroppy June 3, 2006

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

The Peg Leg Pirate

When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.

After I shot it in her mouth I gave her the peg leg pirate!!!

by Erik Jensen May 27, 2006

cabbage between the legs

A vagina so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! The looser the cabbagier.. (Is that even a word?)..(IDK &IDC!)

1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"

Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.

by Phenomenon January 16, 2008

Susan's gammy leg

a bad ache, making you shout nonsense comments such as "Ah the bugger!" this will give pain in the leg, leaving the owner unable to walk to morris. The owner will also want items such as cigs fetching.

ooh it does hurt, this leg of mine!

ah you've got Susan's gammy leg!

by Warren Mortimer April 30, 2008

Restless Leg Syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.

Bloody Barry, he's got Restless Leg Syndrome, it's so annoying.

by CWKlaus May 9, 2016

pissing on my leg

Contraction of 'Are you taking the piss?' and 'Are you pulling my leg?'.

1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.

2. An exclamation of disbelief.

Are you pissing on my leg?

Don't you dare piss on my leg, you've pissed on my leg before.

by youngupstart September 4, 2010