Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Karen

Fat fucking bitch who nobody likes or appreciates

Karen - U CANT RIDE THAT BIKE THERE

by Karen mate April 17, 2022

Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.

I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.

by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020

Karen

A woman with a bob hair cut wishing to speak to your manager no matter what you did right or wrong. Also drives a SUV to and from her kids soccer practice and games. Doesn't believe in vaccines because she read an article on Facebook saying they cause autism. Apparently the word Karen is just as bad as the N word. Didn't see that coming.

"So Karen how did the doctors appointment go?" Karen- "You wouldn't believe what they told me! Kyle needs a Polio shot in order to go to school! I refused to let him get it and ask to speak to their manager."

by TragicBeginnings May 7, 2020

entitled Karen

Someone in their 40s -80s with to much time on there hands and wants to see kids, fast food employees, and happy people, Die.

Person 1: Yo is that your mom?

Person in misery that is related to a bish:Yea... She's a entitled Karen.

by Venaca September 17, 2022

Karen

A Karen ... Asks for your manager, got that ugly hair and yells a lot

Girl1: omg it's a Karen run girl2: AH

by Bellaire September 19, 2020

Karen

That one bitch who tries to hand out samples to you and tells you to "CALM DOWN! my kids can't here me calling you a bitch because their listening to kidsbop!"

SHE IS SUCH A KAREN

by Kassie_bois February 7, 2020