jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.

elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..

by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021

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jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

by jbossing March 9, 2021

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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.

I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.

by Custer dude January 7, 2020

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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021

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