Internet

The interface of each brain with the brains of all.

by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

Internet

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

by Neykho September 1, 2008

internet beachead

A web page, though it has more personal connotations rather than corporate.

Somebody's personal web page.

by JeffH May 18, 2005

Internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

by JoshandClint December 9, 2008

Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011

Internet

The reason I have no social life and rubbish grades.

Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.

by TheWantedFan146 August 30, 2011

internet liberty warrior

A libertarian. The name comes from their obsessive screeching of "RON PAUL!!!" AND "LIBERTY!!!" on internet forums and YouTube comments, and their angry kneejerk reactions to any criticism of their lord and savior Ron Paul and of libertarianism. The term is similiar to "Social Justice Warrior", which describes similar behavior by far left individuals about their causes.

(The following situation takes place on an message board of some sort)

Person #1: I think that capitalism definitely has some flaws because...

Person #2: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU!! FREE MARKET! RON PAUL REVOLUTION!

Person #1: Shut the fuck up and let me speak, internet liberty warrior.

by The Dreamer Of Dreams December 23, 2013