Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Chucking wood

Masterbation.

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020

wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.

I need some wood.

by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022

Hundred Acre Woods

A hairy asshole

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.

by donkeyshane June 23, 2010

Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021