Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

pineapple heart

What you call a boy or a girl that keeps falling in love with anyone sweet

Jessica is crushing on another guy again, she's a real pineapple heart

by Pineapple Dood May 23, 2018

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Heart-a-stroke

When one's heart strokes out in the mist of a panic attack.
Not a medical condition.

The man had a heart-a-stroke when he had over 800 people in his Blog TV channel.

by Beaula Mae Hicks July 7, 2010

Throw my heart away

When the heart is broken beyond repair from losing someone you loved

If I don’t see this man every single day for the rest of my life, then throw my heart away.

by tyha October 27, 2021

The Heart

FEEBLE AND FRAIL AND BLIND AND EMOTIONAL AND A CRYBABY I HATE HIM.

The Heart is a blind emotional crybaby whom I hate.

by THE.MIND.ELECTRIC December 21, 2024

broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.

I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death

by the random. November 30, 2021