ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.

by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022

Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is a cheaper version of Sprite.

Man: hey pass me a sprite.
other man: ok, *passes ginger ale*
Man:hey!, this isn’t a sprite

by big nigger who just took a shi June 5, 2022

Ginger

A soulless, lawless, savage breed of humans. They will try to throw you in a pit of lava. Their red hair symbolizes their homeland of hell.

P1:Oh no a ginger
P2: Dear god in heaven

by RickCartboy January 1, 2022

National hate ginger day

Here is your day to hate any ginger who hurt you go ahead and text them 🖕 you and they can't say anything

Hey it is national hate ginger day text him

by Random thoughts 009 January 1, 2022

Ginger

the best over all person you could be friends with as she is kind,sweet,caring and you can have fun with her.

Ginger is awesome

by 1 2 1/2 6 January 4, 2022

Ginger

ginger is awesome and has your back every step of the way.
She can also kick someones ass if they hurt you.
You are considered lucky if ginger is your friends.

I love ginger

by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022

Gingered

Involvement in a sexual act with someone who belongs to the ginger race.

Bro, he got gingered last night, that's why we're no longer friends.

by NotAGinger_22 January 6, 2022