Get Kraused

(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.

2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.

1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!

2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.

by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014

Getting dry

When something does not turn you on

Bob) *sends nude to Karen*
Karen) “Ew! I’m getting dry!”

by SharkMom May 27, 2019

Getting Carter

The act of experiencing explosive diarrhea and and a raging erection simultaneously

Josh: I was Getting Carter yesterday
Dylan: Ya man, me to
Josh: To much laxative and viagra I suppose

by JuiceboxJohnson May 15, 2011

Getting applesauced

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce

Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today

by Mzavy August 9, 2016

Get Dunked On

a phrase that a skeleton said and ruined the world

guy 1: get dunked on
guy 2: skeleton man said that

by Colorsfulls April 28, 2021

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

by dudeposs January 23, 2014

Getting Pico'd

Getting wasted at Don Picos Mexican Restaurant by drinking their amazingly delicious margaritas. This usually occurs during happy hour and results in complete drunkeness with a tab of about $12.

Ian: "Chase why are you so fucked up"
Chase: "I've been getting pico'd since 3 o'clock."

by Alphatwin March 9, 2012